Thursday, December 11, 2008

add this to the list...

...of inadvertantly inappropriate Christmas lyrics by Pi'bears:

"Goooo tell it on the mounnnntain...
JESUS CHRIST IS PORN!!!"

wow. I was speechless. I asked her to repeat and got the same version. I won't be asking her to repeat again.

26 comments:

Sarah said...

I'm sorry, but...

Bwwwaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa

That's hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I now keep singing this 'lovely' version over and over in my head... and giggling every time!

ellen said...

Kids say the cutest things!!

Diana said...

That just made my day. LOL!

Anonymous said...

I just spit my coffee out. That is HILARIOUS.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh! Better pray that's not on the song list at your Christmas service this year!

Anonymous said...

oh my!! i thought it was odd the muffin man made his way in to jingle bells at our house but i think pigbear has taryn beat LOL!

Colleen said...

Totally awesome. :o)

Anonymous said...

Wow! That is hilarious! The girl sure does know some Christmas songs! Though maybe you need more work on the lyrics.

kristina proffitt said...

LOL! ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness! I nearly fell off my chair giggling.

Megan said...

She is just like Mazie. Mazie has come up with some whoppers to different songs, let me tell you. Too funny!

Shelley said...

Ha! Too funny...

Didn't she also have a fun version of 'It's raining, it's poring"?

Anonymous said...

That is classic!
:-) Thanks for the laugh!

erin said...

Oh yes, Shelley, "it's raining, it's porning"...another Sarah classic.

Sarah said...

That is nothing short of hilarious! I hardly ever comment but just HAD to! I LOVE it!!!
Made my day also!

Amy said...

You had to be snickering under your breath as you corrected her.

That's pretty darn hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Ok, that is SO SO FUNNY!!! It brought me out of the "lurking" mode! :o)

My son use to sing, "Ho, oh, the mistletoe, humble it may seem..." instead of "hung where you can see..."- but P'Bear's version of a song is a winner!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh!! I had to forward this to my other friends!! We all need a GREAT laugh every now and then :) Priceless!!!! Amy T.

Heidi said...

Hee hee. This oughtta make you feel better.

Last year my oldest son(almost three at the time) sang,
"Jinger balls, jinger balls, jinger all the way oh what fun it is to ride a one hor...*BIG breath* 'humpin' sleigh! Hey!"

Say that out loud and it sounds a little *off*. =) It's just the way it sounded. I have kicked around blogging about it but have been worried that someone might be offended. But I had to share when I saw this.

Riley'sMom said...

Cody and I are laughing hysterically!!!

erin said...

OH HEIDI! That is HYSTERICAL. Yes, I most definitely feel better!

Anne said...

Erin,
Remind me sometime to tell you our constuction equipment mispronunciation story about Ben. Let's just say we thought he was cussing like a sailor until we figured out what he was saying.

That Sarah is too cute!
Anne

Sarah said...

I think all kids do it. My oldest used to sing "The bi*chy bi*chy spider". Good luck hearing that and not laughing!

Jen said...

that is hilarious!

Trice said...

Which confirms that kids do say the darndest things. Too funny.